Things to Throw at Barry Bonds

So people are throwing stuff at Barry Bonds? Wah wah boo hoo.

Center fielder Randy Winn, the closest teammate to Bonds when the incident occurred, said he did not see the fan throw the object. But Winn said he was concerned it could become common.

"It's definitely not a trend that we want to continue," Winn said. "I know he's going through a lot. First and foremost, he's a human being. (note: a super-roided human being)

"If you want to cheer for Barry or boo Barry, that's part of the game," Winn said. "But if you throw things or go after him, that's not what anyone wants."

Really?

I want the following thrown at Barry Bonds:

1. the book
2. trash
3. sewage
4. raw sewage
5. a doll with a melon for a head
6. a melon with a doll for a body
7. cats. lots and lots of cats
8. Boo-berry
9. the Kiel-Taco
10. icy glares

And kudos to the previous mysterious bold pioneer who threw a syringe at Barry — how funny! I can only hope that soon, opposing teams will have "Medical Rep Night" where inflatable syringes are handed out to the first 10,000 fans, and the field is just littered with nothing but giant inflatable syringes.